my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
"What’s your favorite color?"
why am I so touched by this
my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape
you’ve fallen victim to the old razzle dazzle
This is fantastic
*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*