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everydaylouie:

pigeon beats

everydaylouie:

pigeon beats




Congratulations to me for getting freaked out before I even stepped foot in the DMV :D

Yaaaaay

I’m gonna try going in on Monday and I nEED MY LICENSE OMG


Anonymous asked: "one time I was at work (a convenience store) this guy asked to use our bathroom. he started to head for it once I gave him the keys and he asked if he could have a magazine to read. but none of the regular magazines were good enough, he only wanted semi-pornographic ones. as fucked up as it seems, I gave them to him because he seemed old and feeble and I was really tired so fuck it, I guess. later it turns out the guy died while jerkin it from a heart attack. The worst part is I wasn't even supp"

nosdrinker:

I think tumblr ate the second part of this message but this is so wild it doesn’t even matter


lennepkade:

BECAUSE IT’S SO MUCH FUN, JAN!





furything:

grass field

furything:

grass field


yaoipeen:

eggwitch:

bunnyfood:

Boing, boing, boing

is that a fucking toucan

no its a dog

yaoipeen:

eggwitch:

bunnyfood:

Boing, boing, boing

is that a fucking toucan

no its a dog


actual pic of mulder after his sister was abducted

actual pic of mulder after his sister was abducted




methlabrador:

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead


Doctor Who Phone Booth Tardis